today a girl in my class asked me if australia is a country
i dont think you guys understand
i live in australia
the superbowl? no, friend, im watching the superb owl. do you see that owl over there? amazing!
GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS
i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround
When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????
u dead
and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts
Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?
my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone”
thats it
Destroying a Windows XP Computer.
Beautiful.
This has been the most amazing experience I’ve had the privilege to witness
“Hufflepuffs are boring”
*waves NymphadoraTonks in your general direction*
“Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”
*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*
“Hufflepuffs are shy”
*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*
“Hufflepuffs are polite”
*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*