why this racist thing isn’t racist – a presentation by whitey mcwhiterson that thinks people should just totally like, chill out, man
February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.
Lemony Snicket (via thesnicketfile)
if you didn’t have the dragonology book don’t even look at me
wand one was better
can’t fucking stand casual fans shut the fuck up
dude these books made me and my friends start a cult in the woods outside the field in elementary school
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall