today at assembly our new principal for some reason decided to give a speech on women’s rights etc which went a quarter of the way into recess

like i support what you’re saying but

1. please shut up i want food

2. you’ve literally turned every single person in the school against you for letting us out late (and not extending recess like they normally do when that happens; i’m surprised we didn’t do the clapping thing)

3. making everyone really pissed off at you means that the whole school will spend the remainder of recess thinking up reasons your speech was wrong

4. this has the opposite effect of what i think you intended

5. you really didn’t help things by mentioning that girls outperform guys at school and university- as well as giving everyone easy ammunition against your arguments i’m 99% sure that’s an overgeneralisation and not applicable in a lot of situations