fromonesurvivortoanother:

why do hackers never make viruses that do fun things

like a virus that just occasionally makes you type MEOW or PIGGY for no reason

or an Office Space like virus that steals 0.01 from everyone’s bank account, then gives it to a charity as an anonymous donation

or a virus that provides you encouraging messages on your startup screen

“ur computer is infect! ur gr8! be nice 2 urself 2day xoxo1337hax”