sassmasteredd:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

doyoueverfeelfeels:

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

OUCH

omg that last one makes me cry

my mum’s friend used to tell her son that when the ice cream van plays music that means it’s out of ice cream

and my family all fucking banded together when i was little to convince me that a light flashed on my forehead when i told lies