i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
im laughing at all you losers saying “thats just the animation style!” in regards to samus’ oversexualised poses in the new smash bros. riddle me this motherfuckers, why dont we get fox firing his laser crotch-first. why isnt pit’s robe designed to show off his ass, thighs and chest. why doesnt link thrust his exceptionally defined buttocks towards the audience whenever he jumps.
please keep reblogging this post because straight men are getting upset about it
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.
It really boggles my mind that two men looked at asoiaf and said to themselves “you know what this needs? more rape.”
