For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
I googled world funniest joke and this was it
iM CRYING HELP
what do you call someone who idolises french culture
a ouiaboo
Exscuse me, it’s ouiàbeaux . Get it right.
who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:
who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
Standing ovulation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
i didn’t ask for this to happen
i have faith harold holt is going to re-emerge from the ocean and fuck tony abbott up like he must be hella tank he has been swimming around for so damn long