Leprechaun romance is split into three groups; Tittilating, Rupugnant and Lassitudinous. Within each of these groups, there are Tasteful Nonants, Distasteful Nonants and Pure Nonants. The tastefulness or purity of a Nonant defines how well it contributes toward an end goal of homosexual reproduction. Because that system is built into the Leprechaun mentality and can not be effectively described in the English language, I have split the Nonants into groups. A relationship may have more than one Nonant associated to it, but the accumulative points for that relationship must reach 9 or over for each of the two innermost rings, for reproduction to become a viable option. Tasteful Nonants require dedication or work, maybe even skill to keep consistent and stable, whereas Distasteful Nonants are easy to fulfil but looked down upon by the general Leprechaun community. A Leprechaun may not have more than one relationship with the same points value.
RELATIONSHIP FOUNDATION/CREATION
Fortenant Lassitudinous/Tasteful – Value 2
A Fortenantly romantic group of Leprechauns are drawn together by luck. A Leprechaun may be luckier when with their Fortenant or simply have the luck to meet them often. If, by low chance, they do not indirectly cause the deaths of their other Fortenants, there is high potential for compatible reproductive activity. The Leprechauns may even like one another.
Manuplicitation Lassitugnant – Value 1.5
A particular skill of manipulation can be very prominent in some Leprechauns, and completely non-existent in others.
Dolleration Repugnant/Distasteful – Value 1
Dolleration is the romantic subject of Trickery, slight of hand and exploitation. Nothing makes a Leprechaun more attracted to another than by victimising/being victimised by the cruel and gentle hands of the con artist.
Robberism Repugnant/Naughty – Value 2
Stealing is simply the birthright of the Leprechaun.
Dundercism Repugnant/Pure – Value 3
This Nonant encompasses rage or covetous anger. A Leprechaun will build the bond of romance with another, and they will both revel in the splendour of their hatred for one another. This type of love can break once a particular desire has been fulfilled.
Smachination Repugnant/Nice – Value 2.5
Violence is a core part of every Leprechaun’s life, but when you start using it as a basis for a relationship, things get iffy.
Petuliance Repugnant/Tasteful – Value 2
Bullying is as ancient an activity to Leprechauns as breathing. When a Leprechaun finds someone they can truly bully or allow to bully them, they know they have found something really special.
Pentagorum Repugillating – Value 1.5
If a Leprechaun has magic, you can be sure they’re going to use it and not always for the better. In fact, rarely for the better. How do you use a curse for a good cause, I ask you?
Heliatude Tittilating/Distasteful – Value 1
A Nonant of the magical degree. These Leprechauns have fitting magical abilities/familiars/auras/any other magical bullshit that makes them more attractive or compatible for one another in any of the three ways.
Lumpment Tittilating/Naughty – Value 2
Pure, no strings attached and unfiltered sex for the sake of sex. If love becomes a factor, don’t come crying to me.
Erostuency Tittilating/Pure – Value 3
The conventional sense of love. Leprechauns do not fully understand true love as trolls or humans do, but can have a deep yearning or affection for another Leprechaun.
Duetilatience Tittilating/Nice – Value 2.5
The power of music is surprisingly potent in the Leprechaun love. What do they say? Music is the window to the soul. Yes. I’m pretty sure that’s it.
Discordem Tittilating/Tasteful – Value 2
A Nonant that is integral to the Leprechaun relationship system. This encompasses the sacred activities of Jigging and Dancing. A highly exciting, disgusting or boring art form, if I do say so myself.
Compalision Tittitudinous – Value 1.5
Clashing personalities can be just as powerful when it comes to Leprechaun relationships as fitting ones.
Weedership Lassitudinous/Distasteful – Value 1
When a Weedership forms around two Leprechauns, they are interwoven into the destinies of one another. Fate will bring the Leprechauns together or cause them to have a powerful effect on one another’s lives, for the good or for the bad.
Moirallegiance Lassitudinous/Naughty – Value 2
Similar to Trolls, Leprechauns have an important bond that demands they are together.
Tepidatience Lassitudinous/Pure – Value 3
Tepidatience is a romance based entirely on time shenanigans. These Leprechauns are bound to travel through time for an annoyingly long time, never quite being somewhere practical for reproduction or conversation of any kind. However, they will have sex if need be. If there’s a will, there’s a way.
Ruthlossitude Lassitudinous/Nice – Value 2.5
POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP COMPLETION SCENARIOS
These are basically all of the various types of relationships that Leprechauns are shown to have once they reach the point of possible reproduction. To do this, they need to have 9 points in the innermost ring of nonants and 9 in the second. Every complete state has a positive and negative side, linked but not directly connected to the feelings of love and hate. Each positive and negative has an alpha stage and a beta stage. A relationship can have Nonants from any of these states, but cannot have both light and dark Nonants from the same Alpha or Beta stage.
Manuplicitation – Alpha Light
The Leprechauns express their bond of bored repulsion by manipulating others to help them and benefit others, making the best of both individuals’ sets of skills. They will spend time doing this, while also dipping in and out of Fortenant and Dolleration stages.
Manuplicitation – Alpha Dark
Both Leprechauns enjoy tricking and pranking others, with the persuit of gaining power or whatever it is that they want. Often, a vendetta will be taken into account, or simple dislike for another person. Maybe they do it just for the fun of it. Who knows? Their relationship grows stronger through the misery of others, and isn’t that all that counts?
Manuplicitation – Beta Light
The pair will play pleasant and quaint tricks on one another, subtle pranks that both enjoy. Anger will be expressed through these playful pranks, and neither Leprechaun will usually overstep the line.
Manuplicitation – Beta Dark
A strong coupling will rarely be taken into account. Both of these Leprechauns will frequently show anger and hurt by forcing that on their partner, usually without the partner’s knowledge. Murder and slaughter is never off the table between these unhappy two, but at least it stays between them.
Robberism – Alpha Light
A Leprechaun can always look to this couple to help them out with anything they may need. They look to each other for guidance and will go the way of Robin Hood on multiple occasions. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor may seem an odd lifestyle, but these Leprechauns find it gets them in the mood for any sort of biznasty.
Robberism – Alpha Dark
If they’re going to be mass robbers, pillaging and taking what they want, giving nothing back, then at least they do it together. No Leprechaun coupling is stronger than one forged on a stolen couch.
Robberism – Beta Light
Oh, the joys that these two give one another when they find a missing coin that is playfully thrown back to them with a wink and a lusty smile. These leprechauns will find pleasure in taking things from one another, but only the little things. After all, what is a loved one for, if not that?
Robberism – Beta Dark
This is how bankruptcy starts, so be warned. It is usually a bad idea to be with a lover that will viciously and actively steal everything they can, whenever they can. It is not done in the spirit of fun, but of selfishness. Still, when you’re stealing those things right back and then some, it’s all fair game.
Smachination – Alpha Light
It’s all a game to these people, with no regard for who gets hurt. Love struck or hate stricken, they won’t touch one another in a harmful way. Wouldn’t dream of it. They’ll give whoever they find a titty twister, but they’ll have the courtesy to feel bad about it.
Smachination – Alpha Dark
The only thing worse than a genuinely awful Leprechaun who wants nothing more than to get a knife in your face is two Leprechauns who team up to do that very thing.
Smachination – Beta Light
A pinch, a thump in the arm for an insult. These Leprechauns are certainly not adverse to hurting one another, as long as it’s in a playful spirit.
Smachination – Beta Dark
This is one of the relationships where murder, or near murder at the very least, is common place. Whether they hate or love each other is more often irrelevant to these Leprechauns. All that matters is that their partner exists, and it’s their job to end that.
Pentagorum – Alpha Light
These two will happily curse you to eternal damnation if you steal a baby’s ice lolly, but are relatively harmless in any other sense. The relationship revolves around these little activities. They inject excitement into their lives.
Pentagorum – Alpha Dark
Woe betide anyone who meets these Leprechauns, for a curse is just what they will get. Doom is a strong word, but it will become an aspect of the lives of the people who know and like the couple.
Pentagorum – Beta Light
Leprechaun magic is odd, and you might want to keep a look out when a couple like this comes into view. Chances, they’ll be missing a body part or two, but they’ll be smiling about it.
Pentagorum – Beta Dark
Despite the usually extreme sex that these couple have, they tend to curse each other to death almost immediately.
Lumpment – Alpha Light
You know that couple that seems to always love everyone no matter what the world throws at them? Either they’re on weed, or they’re Lumpment Alpha Light Leprechauns.
Lumpment – Alpha Dark
Let’s just say these Leprechauns are not good to anyone. They will sexually abuse someone to keep that loving spark going.
Lumpment – Beta Light
This is, if anything, the most important stage for a successful Leprechaun relationship. Loving one another is something that can overcome most boundaries that face a couple.
Lumpment – Beta Dark
The things these two do in bed are not fit for explanation. It is said that when they were described in full detail to an over-curious human, his entire body literally imploded.
Duetilatience – Alpha Light
You know the people who just start randomly singing in movies and always seem to know what the other person is going to say, even though they never rehearsed it? These are those people.
Duetilatience – Alpha Dark
You ever heard the brown note? These Leprechauns probably can and will sing the brown note to you, and enjoy every minute of your pain.
Duetilatience – Beta Light
‘You and I, we finish each other’s-‘
‘-Sandwiches.’
Duetilatience – Beta Dark
You might be wondering how song can be used in a violent way towards a lover. I was curious once too. I don’t recommend trying to find out.
Compalision – Alpha Light
These Leprechauns always seem to fit in wherever they go. Everybody likes these Leprechauns. They’ve got something about them that is so appealing, you have no idea why.
Compalision – Alpha Dark
These are the really awful Leprechauns who nobody likes. You know the sort of people I’m taking about.
Compalision – Beta Light
Two Leprechauns could not be more in synch If they tried. It is so adorable at first, but then it begins to get sickening.
Compalision – Beta Dark
How such a different couple got together and made it this far, you have no idea. Maybe they’re just coasting off all the disgust sex that they have.
Moirallegiance – Alpha Light
Clearly, fate wanted you to meet this pair. They give out an odd sense that you were meant to meet them, as if it is all preordained. Maybe it is. Maybe you should avoid them at all costs.
Moirallegiance – Alpha Dark
I was right. You should avoid these lovers at all costs. They will wreak havoc on your destiny, or maybe they already have. It’s so hard to tell at this point.
Moirallegiance – Beta Light
From the moment they met, these Leprechauns were meant for one another. Their Love/Disgust/Boredom with their mate is so powerful that it astounds you and pretty much anyone else who happens to be watching.
Moirallegiance – Beta Dark
Some cruel god must rule the world if he/she decided to put these two together.
This was surprisingly hard to do, so please don’t send too much hate. I wanted to make a solid relationship system for Leprechauns, since Hussie sort of copped out of it. I will not be adding to this, since this much was difficult enough. You can probably see I got a bit lazy towards the end.
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