fucking-fantrolls-everywhere:

yifftrolls:

healthy polyamorous: 3 people all in a happy relationship o/

unhealthy polyamorous: joe loves becky and jim. becky is not comfortable sharing joe with jim, but stays quiet anyway.

not a polyamorous: joe has 4 girlfriends. shhhh. they dont know.

THIS

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

hershotsonher:

mixed race harry potter

black hermione granger

gay remus lupin

what if we took the minority metaphors and made them explicit instead of slappin them on straight white people what if

powerburial:

passion:

“pokemon is running out of ideas”

geodude was a rock with arms

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

nichbum:

nichbum:

“If you rape a sexworker is it really rape?”

If you run over and kill a stunt-double is it really murder?
If you assault a professional fighter is it really assault?

A profession doesn’t justify being the victim of a crime.

I’m really glad that of all my text posts, this is the most popular