politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

manic-pixie-dream-churl:

you know what we need in queer flags? heraldry. awful crests. lines that aren’t horizontal. a fucking dragon. a trans lesbian dragon

chaoticbanter:

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

I think about this often

castiels-celestiel-dick:

heirofspacecore:

A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today.
“Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk
But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

I was not expecting that

eyeb0t:

things i’m okay with: white male protagonists

things i’m not okay with: literally every protagonist being a white male protagonist