In honour of May the 4th, here is the best video you will ever see
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THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
JUST
POLYJUICE POTIONthere’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world
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Fall Out Boy song titles by Kanaya Maryam
two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted
he looks at them and bursts into tears
“i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas”
i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes
fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns
shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
