it makes me really sad when people have bad teachers because then you get people who are like “god i hate physics so much” but it’s because nobody’s explaining it well and they don’t get it. like they could have become passionate about physics but instead they shut it out forever. this applies to every subject.
Conversation I heard in Starbucks
*A guy and a girl walk in and order their coffee. They sit across from each other and just start talking. The guy asks her if she’d like to go out with him. She politely turns him down and says she’s not interested. The guy begins to rant about how “nice guys finish last”*
Guy: I’ve known you since freshman year! I’ve been there during all your break ups with jerks and you treat me like this?
Girl: So just because you’re there for me, I should date you? Is that what you’re saying?
Guy: I’m just saying you should give me a chance.
Girl: Listen, I just don’t like you in that way. I’m not looking for a relationship and I want us to be friends, and nothing more. I’m sorry, I just want to stay where we are right now.
Guy: Why don’t you like me? It’s because I’m not an asshole, huh?
Girl: You gotta be fucking kidding me. You seriously think I go for guys who treat me like garbage? I go for guys who I like, guys who don’t play the “nice guys finish last” card.
Guy: I’m just saying what needs to be said. You don’t appreciate all the things that I’ve done for you.
Girl: Oh yeah? Like what?
Guy: There was that one time I got you some pads when you were on your…you know….
Girl: OH, SO BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME PREVENT MY PANTIES FROM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT CLEANED UP A MURDER SCENE, I SHOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU, RIGHT?
Guy: Please, just lower your voice, you’re causing a scene-.
Girl: NO, LET THEM KNOW YOU’RE A FUCKWAD THAT THINKS I SHOULD RIDE YOUR DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN.
Girl: I don’t owe you ANYTHING. I’m grateful for the things you’ve done for me, but it’s hard to remain grateful when you act like an inconsiderate jerk like you’re doing right now.
Girl: Do me a favor and get your head out of your ass, it’s not a hat. Stick to a fedora like all the other “friend-zoned” guys out there.
*the whole cafe sits in silence*
*barista starts clapping*
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
