Arschgeige – assviolin – a heavy insult
Fußhupe – foot horn – a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. – No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet – Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild – foxdevilswild – really angry
Nacktschnecke – Naked snail – slug
Glühwürmchen – glow wormies – fireflies
Streichholz – stroking wood – match
Schadenfreude – damage happiness – the pleasure you feel when others suffer
Fahne – flag – breath smelling of alcohol
Kummerspeck – misery bacon – the fat you gain through comfort food
Glückspilz – luck mushroom – a person that has a lot of luck
Scherzkeks – joke biscuit – hoaxer
Fernweh – far away-ache – the desire to go somewhere far away
Gänseblümchen – goose floret – daisy
Flachwichser – flat wanker – a heavy insult
Flugzeug – fly thing – airplane
Wasserschildkröte – water shield toad – turtle
Ich fress einen Besen! – I will devour a broom! – exclamation of incredulousness
Vollpfosten – full pole – a heavy insult
Handschuhschneeballwerfer – glove snowball thrower – basically an anon troll
Flachzange – flat pliers – a heavy insultArschgeige. Yes, I will be using this word all the time now.
these are all great but lugzeug gets me.. its just so hilariously simple
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