imperiatrix:

“average woman beautiful enough to launch 3 ships” factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman beautiful enough to launch 0 ships. Helen of Troy, who is daughter of Zeus & is beautiful enough to launch 10,000 ships, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

hagoonamatata:

Boys need to stop thinking they’re doing a massive service to girls by telling them they like girls without makeup

matesprit:

psa to subway employees!! when a muslim comes in, please do not be offended if they ask you to change your gloves. we’re not doing this to be a dick, but our religion does not allow us to eat anything that has been contaminated by pig meat and you’ve probably been handling pig products (ham, bacon, etc)

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls