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And the award for douchebag parent of the day goes to…

But the response tho

The reponse is just amazing.

THIS

The best advice-columnist smackdown though was Dear Abby’s infamous three-word response.

She got a question from Concerned Neighbors about The Gays that there moving in near them, and they wanted advice on how they could improve the neighborhood.

She said: “You could move.”

And that was awhile ago, I think.

“I feel as if he’s just getting back at me for forgetting his birthday the past three years…”