creamiceandsugar:

proudlyinsane:

princess-dirku:

Maine probably sneezes like a damn cannon going off with no warning and scares the fuck out of wash all the time

#no wash is super used to it and doesn’t even flinch anymore #but the first time it happens in the mess hall where they all eat #connie dives for cover #york flails and falls on his ass #carolina pulls a gun #north flinches and his juice box explodes #and south flips a table #wash laughs his ass off (via creamiceandsugar)

#FIRING MAIN HEADCANON #FUCKING CHRIST THOUGH NORTH TRYING TO HAVE THE MOST SUBTLE REACTION #AND HES JUST SITTING THERE COVERED IN JUICE #AND THERES LIKE A WHOLE 5 SECONDS OF DEAD SILENCE #BEFORE SOUTH (WHOS ALSO DRENCHED IN JUICE) TACKLES NORTH #AND CONNIE BURSTS INTO THE LOUDEST LAUGHTER ANYONES EVER HEARD FROM HER #CAROLINAS POINTING AND LAUGHING AT YORK #WHOS STILL JUST A LITTLE TOO STUNNED TO GET UP #AND WASH IS JUST DYING PRACTICALLY LAYING ON MAINE #AND OH POOR MAINE IS JUST SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL SO CONFUSED #SHOULD I FIC THIS #I SHOULD LET SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME FIC THIS (via proudlyinsane)