Carolina: There’s no such thing as being almost good enough. Either you’re the best, or you gotta murder somebody to get there.
York: There’s no such thing as a door you can’t unlock. Or if the person who designed the lock is an asshole, a door Delta can’t unlock.
Washington: There’s no such thing as girls who like guys who like cats. There’s also no such thing as being called the second worst fighter when someone contradicts the guy who said it.
CT: There’s no such thing as too many mohawks.
Wyoming: There’s no such thing as too many mustaches:
Maine: There’s no such thing as getting too murderriffic. There’s also no such thing as “necessary dialouge”.
Florida: There’s no such thing as Florida.
North Dakota: There’s no such thing as being too helpful.
South Dakota: Yes there is. Shut up.
479er: There’s no such thing as making a copy of yourself while your friends die and still being cool.
Texas: There’s no such thing as a “fuck that meant nothing to me Tex”. The bastard’s just lying to save his own balls.
Counselor: There’s no such thing as an Alpha. We don’t know what you mean. At all. Seriously. Drop it.
Director: There’s no such thing as too much mindfucking.