whatbethsays:

so this girl at my uni is having her 18th soon and her name begins with a ‘c’ and she thought it would be a cool idea to have a c themed party, like everyone comes as something beginning with c. 

and i went ‘make sure you make it pg rated because someone might come as a cunt’

she looked me dead in the eye with the most serious expression and said ‘i’d be mighty impressed if someone came to my party as tony abbot’

i aM SO DONE