punishandenslavesuckers:

epsilontucker:

OHHH my god but imagine an au where York’s like “But I can’t trust you.” an au where north’s got two sniper rifles aimed at tex before south rolls in with a missile pod like “Sup losers!”
An AU where for whatever reason, Tex ends up befriending Carolina and South instead of north and york and they’re the team that sends that whole damn ship straight to hell.

#south and tex#SOUTH AND TEX!#TOGETHER!!!#MY DISASTER GIRLS WREAKING HAVOC!!!#tex tells carolina about the director’s crimes instead of york#because she has the right to fucking know.#with north and york it’s not about what they’re fighting against#but what they’re fighting for#they haven’t got any problems with tex personally#but the moment the director tells them she’s after delta and theta#they shoot to kill#carolina still wins ofc#still leaves him with a concussion to fly off and find tex#but this time she keeps the lighter.

*sweats nervously*