I fucking lost it here
i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.
RvB: a summary
Fandom: miles no
Miles: miles yes
yORK MAKING THE ‘ARE YOU FROM EUROPE? BECAUSE EUROPIECE OF SHIT’ JOKE TO WYOMING GIVES ME LIFE RIGHT NOW
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
and together
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!I’m moving…BYE MOM
OHHH my god but imagine an au where York’s like “But I can’t trust you.” an au where north’s got two sniper rifles aimed at tex before south rolls in with a missile pod like “Sup losers!”
An AU where for whatever reason, Tex ends up befriending Carolina and South instead of north and york and they’re the team that sends that whole damn ship straight to hell.#south and tex#SOUTH AND TEX!#TOGETHER!!!#MY DISASTER GIRLS WREAKING HAVOC!!!#tex tells carolina about the director’s crimes instead of york#because she has the right to fucking know.#with north and york it’s not about what they’re fighting against#but what they’re fighting for#they haven’t got any problems with tex personally#but the moment the director tells them she’s after delta and theta#they shoot to kill#carolina still wins ofc#still leaves him with a concussion to fly off and find tex#but this time she keeps the lighter.
*sweats nervously*
