awkwardkarkat:

iamnotasweetie:

I’m sure someone must have done this before

…

Please tell me someone did this before

…

If someone did not do this before I’ll be really disappointed 

ok ok so story time
one time i was cosplaying as 50sstuck!Dirk with a leather jacket and my hella shades and someone asked if i was the leader of the squirtle squad and of course i said fuck yes i am
i then had an epiphany and gathered as many daves as possible and i led them through the convention center in a parade of idiocy and unironic shades

we were the strider squad