the-meta:

punishandenslavesuckers:

epsilontucker:

punishandenslavesuckers:

Feeding my forever headcanon that Washington’s original color-scheme was neon yellow with grey accents and he pitched such a screaming bitch-fit about LITERALLY A GIANT FUCKING NEON BULLSEYE that the technicians backpedaled and let him be grey with yellow accents. 

And now instead looking like a glaring target to people he looks like a portable highway to cars. Be careful what you wish for, folks.

Cars don’t hate you, Wash. They think you look fabulous. Let’s all ride the Agent Washington super way. 

I just remembered that Monty thinks of the Freelancers and how they move in terms of cars and then I realized this is why Wash is fandom bicycle.