the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
people complain about people “faking disabilities”
you know what happens way more often than people faking disabilities?
people pretending not to be disabled so they won’t get treated like shit
So if I see anyone reblogging the leaked celebrity nude photos, it’s a pretty swift unfollow, because these women did not consent to have these images made public and you are violating their personal boundaries by posting/reblogging them. It’s disrespectful and not remotely acceptable.
I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it
Human brains are incredibly adaptable.
Experiments with virtual reality have found that humans can even learn to function in a four dimensional environment. Our brains are so adaptable, that we get bored with constantly perceiving the same universe. We crave alternate “what-ifs,” where magic is real, or it’s hundreds of years in the future. The only requirement is that the rules of the universe have to be consistent. We can readily accept faster-than-light spaceships and magic wands, so long as the limits of those tools are established and their users are consistently constrained by them. When bad writers arbitrarily change these rules to suit their needs, our perception of the realness of their universe breaks down, and we become disinterested in the story.
Consider:
Weeping Angel rules in “Blink”
- Angels turn to stone when anyone is looking at them, including other angles
- The Angels’ touch sends people back in time
Weeping Angel rules in “The Time of Angels”
- Angels constantly move in plain sight of each-other
- Angels outright kill
- That which holds the image of an Angel becomes an Angel
Weeping Angel rules in “The Angels Take Manhatten”
- ??????
- Whatever
- Who even gives a fuck anymore?
And all of them were WRITTEN BY MOFFAT.
It’s not even like multiple writers were involved fucking up the canon.
One man couldn’t keep his own monsters consistent.
step 1: remove ur head from ur anus
step 2: realize the sender of the nudes is not wrong and nothing is their fault
step 3: realize the person who leaked the other person’s nudes is an asshole who just committed an actual crime
