Michael: You don’t drink the milk in your cereal?
Gavin: Nah, it’s got bits of soggy crap in it!
Michael: All the cereal you just ate. “It’s got bits of disgusting shit I just ate!”
Geoff: It’s got bits of the exact same thing you put in your body seventeen seconds ago.
Gavin: It’s got smaller versions of it and it’s all sloppy.
Michael: Well maybe if it’s sloppy you take too long to eat your cereal.
Geoff: Here’s the deal, apparently Gavin has a size issue with his cereal. if it shrinks in size its inedible.
Gavin: It’s the stuff your spoon missed when you’re eating.
Geoff: Well maybe you shouldn’t eat so much of the fucking spoon it’s not rocket science.
Michael: I don’t even understand that! If I miss spaghetti on a plate I go for it on the next try.
Gavin: Yeah but what if it’s like an inch of spaghetti? You’re just gonna be like “Ah, screw it.”
Michael: Also, Gavin, you avoid that problem because the leftover milk will carry all of those bits out when you drink the milk.
Gavin: Nahhh it goes all soggy…
Michael: Again, it doesn’t get soggy if you eat your cereal in a timely manner. Don’t take an hour and a half to eat cereal.
Geoff: Gavin has a window, a ninety second window to eat his cereal.
Gavin: So… You pour cereal in, you chomp it, and you just do an immediate shot of whatevers left in like sixty seconds?
Michael: Gavin, it takes like fucking minutes to get soggy.
Geoff: It takes more than minutes, it takes like fifteen minutes.
Michael: Minutes, and minutes, it’s a bowl of cereal, not a vat.
Ryan: Ah, it depends on the kind of cereal…
Gavin: Has you ever had Weetabix? That stuff gets soggy immediately.
Geoff: NOBODY’S HAD WEETABIX BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA.
Ryan: What the fuck is a Weetabix?
Michael: Absolutely correct, I’ve never had Weetabix.
Geoff: We’ve got Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, Captain Crunch, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Froot Loops–
Gavin: ALL OF YOUR CEREAL IS PEOPLE’S NAMES. It doesn’t make any sense!
Jack: Yeah “Froot Loops”, my buddy Froot Loops.
Ryan: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA.
Michael: Yeah and “Frosted Mini-Wheats”. Fuckin’ “HEY, CHEERIO, HOW YA DOIN?”
Geoff: It makes more sense to take a real word like “wheat” and mix it with a fake word like “bix”.
Gavin: Like a- Like bix, like-
Geoff: Light a lighter? LIKE A BIC LIGHTER? LIKE WHEAT AND A LIGHTER TOGETHER? Mmm, wheat and propane.
Gavin: Like a play on buiscuit like… bic- bicx- bix.
Geoff: Bix is a play on biscuit?
Gavin: Like a wheat biscuit– Like weetabix.
Jack: What’d you call me?
Michael: Triscuit? Is that what you’re trying to say?
Geoff: TRISCUITS STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.
Ryan: Why would you put Triscuits in milk? Who would do that?
Gavin: And you’ve got Graham! And Captain Crunch!–
Michael: Oh, we’re starting? Let’s Play. Jesus Christ.
Gavin: So that’s all cut right?
Michael: I’d say that cereal bit should definitely be in.
Ryan: No that’s definitely going in.
Geoff: That was gold, dude.
AND YOU THOUGHT THE COIN DEBATE WAS SOMETHING.