Deah Chahman: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking

rane0:

daftprodigy:

the-meta:

Im trying to not burst into laughter in the middle of the break room at work I hate you so much anon this is perfect

rane0 read this copypasta PLEASE :3

I will have to do this as soon as the Director voice is working. It’s off tonight.