”Now for the million dollar question.”
“What’s that?”
“Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.”
“Well, there is good news.”
“What’s that?”
“I broke it playing Quidditch.”“Incredibly attractive Slytherin unicyclist with a broken foot” is an actual combination of words to describe a real person. Earth is ridiculous and wonderful.