challengerapproaching:

They call themselves FalcoMaster3000, and they are now a legend.  On November 16th, 2014, FM3K walked into a high level tournament in Canada in a ski mask and shades, sat down, and proceeded to brutally thrash every opponent in the room.  When they had finished their destruction, they shook the hand of the their last opponent, wrapped up their Gamecube controller, and waved goodbye, leaving without ever having said a word during all of the 9 hours they had been there.

When chased after by an interviewer with a camera and asked about the tournament, they turned towards the camerama and gave a friendly thumbs up.  Supposedly we only know what they wished to call themselves because they had a card with their tag on it to hand to people.

We dunno who you are, FalcoMaster3000. But we are a fan of your style.