ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

• In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
• In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
• In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
• For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

1. Humans are assholes.
2. Sharks are not assholes.
3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.