slow-riot:

Do not attempt to make posts as bad as mine without professional supervision and the correct permits. Someone could get hurt, and safety always comes first. If you are thinking of trying out a new style of web content, always remember our helpful acronym: SHITPOSTING

S – Safety First
H – Honor past posts
I – Incoherence
T – Theatrics
P – Posture
O – Orbs
S – Subbed Anime over Dubbed Anime
T – T
I – It’s about ethics in games journalism
N – Never make another skeleton joke
G – Go do your best