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WHILE WYOMING IS FAMOUS FOR HIS JOKES YORK IS INFAMOUS FOR HIS PUNS

“I guess this mission is going south. Let’s hope it turns north soon.”

"I don’t care-olina. No no I didn’t mean it babe. It was for the pun. Babe. Babe. Ily babe please.”

“Why-oming would you hate me? You make more jokes than I do!”

"Hey Connie. I really want some Earl Grey but can’t find any. Do you see tea?”

"Hey sweetheart. You wanna give me your phone number? I promis I won’t tex-t you too much.”

"Guys if I die please don’t replace me. I don’t want there to be a new York.”

"David, you smell. Go take a wash.”

"Hey big guy. You’re my maine man.”

“Direct-or your hate elsewhere guys. These puns are fantastic; I don’t need a counselor!”

#and finally Carolina gets fed up and punches him #he makes a really dumb pun #and she can no longer control herself #while laughing she tells him to never change #then in a rare moment of senementality she kisses the black eye starting to form #please i love this #write a one shot or something #please (via brbfangirlattack)

yes i like u