THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY KILLING EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND POKEMON IN EXISTENCE AND NOW ITS TILTING ITS HEAD AT ME LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY AND EXPECTING ME TO MAKE A BIG ASS FUCKING SMILE AT IT AND FEED IT GOD DAMN PINK POKEPUFFS AND IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS I’M GOING TO DO JUST THAT THEN HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.