transfigurationprodigy:

Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:

• drive him to a carwash
• take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office
• HARDWARE STORE OMFG
• “I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”
• vending machines
• first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)
• Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.
• any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave
• get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type
• leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.