xaquaangelx:

more aus:

• i’m a immortal who just woke up from a ‘nap’ what the fuck is this what the fuck is that au
• our prom dates just ditched us for each other let’s show them what they’re missing out on au
• your partner hired me to kill you but they’re an asshole so let’s make out instead au
• you have short term memory after your surgery – short term memory – surgery for your – no, short term memory – jesus christ stop asking au
• we’re planning a mutual friend’s wedding au
• that stupid thing i dared you to do sent you to the hospital au
• we’re superheroes that got drunk last night oh god what’d we do au
• we were both working during the holidays but got snowed in at the office au
• language teachers who compete to see who can make each other more flustered in front of the class in the other language au
• we’re the only sober ones right now au
• chef and waiter au
• zookeepers au
• i accidentally feel asleep in the bookstore you work in cause i read so much au
• you’re a fictional character that came from a dystopia novel au
• i teach your child and we have very important meetings about their education au