omog pls i am a red

bobberton:

deductionhunters:

devotedtothemadking:

theachievementhuntress:

fanfiction-and-psychosis:

:

here’s a poem in response:

We’re not in the gulch, 

And you must be new,

Get outta here red,

Come back when you’re blue

You’re a dirty blue,

You’ve been so mislead.

You deserve to know;

The better army is red.

So you think you know best?

What you say is not true,

It’s the reds that are dirty,

Now lets hear it for Blue.

Now everyone calm down,

I’ve got the real answer,

Why Reds and Blues,

When you’ve got Project Freelancer?

I’d write you a poem of friendship

A tale of red beside blue

The issue that lies in this effort in rhyme

NOTHING FUCKING RHYMES WITH PURPLE

I see we are making poems

And though my reading was cursory

It seems you have overlooked

Team douche bag mercenary