What is that one dumb internet thing that never fails to make you laugh?

samanticshift:

I think just…trolling in its most innocent form. like saying something blatantly untrue and then repeating it in the face of counter-evidence.

“acoustic guitars are not made. they grow out of the ground like trees. that’s why they’re always wood.”

“[five-paragraph essay on how guitars are made]”

“so anyway, my cousin owns a guitar farm, and i’m going to visit this summer. she waters the guitars every day.”

“[rapidly escalating paragraph about the damage daily watering would do to an acoustic guitar]”

“for my birthday she gave me a guitar from her farm. she loved it so much she named it ‘gibson.’ every morning i spray it full-force with a garden hose.”