epsilontucker:

Your friend, who has recently gone through a harrowing experience with a self-destructive AI, is now lying in a medical ward with a war criminal for a commanding officer. You’ve successfully broken into the ship that holds him . Do you:
A. Escape with your friend and try to explain things later
B. Find your friend and try to convince him to leave with you
C. Ask another friend, North, to get him out of there while you look for Carolina
D. Fuck up Wyoming. Just fuck him up