Hagan(Burnie), Zach(Michael), Woody(Gavin), and Herman(Colton) are Lazer Team
Zach has the gun arm thing
Hagan has the shield
Woody has the helmet
Herman has the legs
Hagan is a cop
Zach did SOMETHING to end up in the back of Hagan’s cop car
Gavin is doing his American accent for Woody and sounds like a hick
Woody owns a ‘Milford’ shirt with the ‘ord’ scratched off
Aliens
Use of Gav’s slow-mo cams 10/10
We’ve Been Told
Not a real dick that Woody adjusts
Once they put the pieces on they don’t come off (I know we were told that somewhere, I just cant find where)
Something about a rap battle in the back of a cop car I think?
Aliens
RT Employes Seen
Joel is a reporter
Lindsay is the soldier next to Caleb
Caleb is the soldier at the far end
Kdin is a “something or other important looking guy”
Gus is a scientist
Personal Headcanons
Zach is in his late teens/early twenties. High School/college aged
I’m gonna add to this the more i watch that teaser and once we get the full trailer. Feel free to send me asks with your observations and headcanons and I’ll add them to this list. This can be the lazer team master post or some shit 🙂