Aries: welcome to loserville. population one: ….you
Taurus: talk to the hand
Gemini: then why dont you marry it!
Cancer: ……not!
Leo: loser loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, DUH
Virgo: cancel my subscription, im over your issues
Libra: U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi! you ugly! ya ya, you ugly!
Scorpio: have a nice trip, see you next fall
Sagittarius: i know you are, but what am i?
Capricorn: psych!
Aquarius: im rubber, youre glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you
Pisces: as if!