weakassnerd:

Last night I had a dream that I graduated college but when I got home Dwayne the Rock Johnson was in my living room and I had to fight him as a final test of skill.

Eventually I figured out his attack patterns and had an easy enough time dodging him, but none of my punches did anything. I could not pierce his hide. He was just too strong. The dream ended after I jumped on his back and wrapped my arms around his neck. I do not know if I won.

When I woke up my arms were sore. Now I’m afraid of going to sleep again in case he returns. I cannot sleep-fight DtRJ two nights in a row. I’m only human.