Red vs. Blue Gothic

daftprodigy:

  • The sun never sets. How long have you been standing upright? How long have you been holding this gun? You realize it’s been years, but cannot place how many.
  • You black out every five to ten minutes. As you awaken, you hear a fading note of music. This is normal.
  • With nearly clockwork frequency, dangerous people enter and leave your life. They are usually wearing black. They are also usually the same person, but sometimes they only think they are.
  • You have been wearing a helmet for as long as you can remember. What does your face look like? You begin to doubt that you even have one.
  • Your friend dies. Then he is alive again, but he is not the same. He remembers you, but you do not remember him. Not like this.
  • There is usually something large and empty just beneath your feet. It is almost always waiting for you to enter. It is almost never full of bats.
  • 2 4 1 10 2 4 1 10 2 4 1 10 2 4 1 10…Sorry, were you saying something?
  • The laws of medicine in this place are strange and impenetrable: aloe vera to the neck treats a shot to the foot; CPR treats a shot to the head. No one dies except those who are already dead.
  • Do not trust the friendly man in gray armor. He will hurt you. This will be true on more occasions than you might expect.
  • Why are you here? Do not wonder. Never wonder.