my favorite jokes

kvothe-kingkiller:

astrifeline:

as-seenon-tv:

  • when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
  • calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
  • trolling beetles fans
  • severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

Extremely obscure illuminati theory’s