emissary-architect:

emissary-architect:

does anyone wanna hear a fun hunting story where I got hit on by like six girls and two guys 

by popular demand:

Okay so I was deer hunting in winter on top of a mountain with my dad, so its cold as butts and I have like six layers on, I have my hair in my hat so it won’t stick to my neck because I’m sweaty af and I have a face over on my hat because my face is whiter than snow, so I’m a warm noodle
I’m walkin by my pops, I’ve got my rifle over one shoulder, and these are really, really vicious mountains to get up, muddy and rough roads
We find a van. wtf. 
It ends up this family tries to go on a forest trip like every few weeks but they’re from out of town and got lost in the trails. There’s six girls and two guys in this big ole van, and the girls vary from eleven to fifteen, both the guys are 13 to fourteen, they’re all pretty young

so while my dad is giving this tourist directions, I notice all the girls are giggling and waving at me. I’m like???? and wave back a a little, and they giggle some more while the two guys looks totally bored.

then it clicks. they think I’m a hot hunting guy.

so just as they start to drive off, all the girls are waving, and I pulled off my hat and face cover, my hair goes flying and I wave back. The girls jaws drop, and one of them screams “HE’S A GIRL!”
the two guys in the car spin around looking ecstatic and wave to me like crazy

it was altogether hilarious