Please consider:

ironinkpen:

• “You’re a celebrity and I’m a paparazzo, sorry friend I have to take pictures of you to pay my rent next month” AU
• “You’re a store clerk and oh shit I just spotted my ex please let me hide behind your desk-thing” AU
• “I don’t know you but I need some place to stay for the night, my roommate’s getting some” AU
• “I’m helping my niece’s girl scout troop sell cookies and hell no, fuck off soccer coach, we were here first” AU
• “This has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarket” AU
• “You’ve locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so I’ll let you into mine” AU
• “We’re neighbors who don’t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant?? We must raise this little kitty family together” AU
• “A toddler broke your nose and I may or may not have snapped my thumb during a very intense game of Mario Kart and now we’re both sitting next to each other in the hospital waiting room” AU