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Fun fact: Eggplants were originally called dick plants, named after the man who discovered them, Earl Dick. Then, however, people noticed the phallic design of the vegetable and began to use the word “dick” to describe the not-so-plant-like genitals. After this, dickplant farmers noticed that the only people who were buying were using the dickplant for unholy means. They then decided to rename the plant “eggplant” in order to distance it from the penis completely, effectively boosting sales once again.
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