the signs as obviously fake tumblr stories

homuratrash:

aries: Sherlock, Subtext, and My Ultra-Conservative Baby-Boomer Dad

taurus: the queer whisperer

gemini: “im going to try that on my husband”

cancer: So A Brony Tried Hitting On Me In A Coffee Shop Today

leo: “i just sent my honors teacher a pic of jonghyun shirtless by mistake!”

virgo: “so when’s our date”

libra: Down With Cis

scorpio: SEE ME

saggitarius: my friend had jury duty today

capricorn: “dude this is so gay”

aquarius: “damn i would tap that ass so bad”

pisces: SUCK MY ASS