Month: May 2015

cmdrskye:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

• soothe your boobs
• de-stress your breasts
• undo the calamity that is your mammaries
• adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

• give that chest a rest
• hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

skye-kru

ralphcanwreckme:

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

shutupaubrey:

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being