Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s
That’s pretty much how a well written resume works.
Need to up my bullshitting game
Let’s replace “your mama” jokes with “your internet connection” jokes
#your internet is SO SLOW that when you try to torrent it’s more like a drizzle
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art is
SO
RAD
this is never going to not be funny
Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This man is saving our galaxy
he accidentally breaks even more technology as he runs off
(Source: http://communistbakery.com/)
i would absolutely never have any practical use for a sword but i want one anyway