What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
Professor McGonagall: [walks into seemingly empty office, pauses and looks around]
Professor McGonagall: Well, I guess the room is empty. What a perfect time to set fire to my desk.
[Marauders scramble out from under desk]
if you are a young thing i have one piece of advice for you:
being enthusiastic and happy about things you love is more important than being apathetic and snide. you will go so much farther in life spending energy on and talking about something you love than wasting energy on only complaining about or making fun of something you don’t.
don’t focus on mocking others for being genuinely excited about something. focus on the things and people you love.
Jasprosesprite^2 is a dead teenage girl combined with a dead cat combined with a giant princess doll combined with a knitted squid combined with a kernelsprite combined with a kernelsprite.
It hasn’t even been 2 months and Hussie’s already topped the clusterfuck that is Lord English, and that guy contained half of a clown.
holy shit i just had an awesome nap
