timefortigers:

kingdomzelaybli:

timefortigers:

i just misread ‘nimbus 2000′ as ‘nandos 2000′ please bury me

when you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in Quality Quidditch Supplies and you might fancy the mulled mead at The Hog’s Head but then your mate Cedric who’s an absolute ledge and the Supreme Mugwump of Banterbury says “oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Butterbeer instead” and you’ll think “top. let’s smash it”

FUCKS SAKE