aegialia:

modern iliad au where they’re all on a sports team or something. they’re all in the locker room and achilles is talking about how awesome and friendly and cute patroclus is and agamemnon, being the gross straight boy that he is, shouts ‘gaayyyy’ at him and achilles just goes ‘yeah, no shit, i am in fact gay’ and everyone else is like ‘how did you miss this, he’s been dating patroclus since 8th grade’ and agamemnon starts acting really awkward around achilles and avoids him, which really isn’t bad because agamemnon is super annoying